Annoying Things to Do at a Synagogue

Yell out "line" when reading from the Torah

Use your neighbor's kippah as a frisbee

Take up a collection plate

Take bets on when the ever-lasting light will burn out

Shout out "Praise Jesus!" after every prayer

Wear sandles and a robe and call everyone "my son"

Print out sparknotes on the Torah and hand them out

Sing the words loud and off-tune

Bring popcorn and keep saying "I heard that religion got a good review"

Give a standing ovation at the end

Ask people if it's Easter

Hand out Gideon Bibles

Ask people if they like Mel Gibson movies

Tell all the young kids that Adam Sandler isn't Jewish